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You're Fired! -Donald Trump
  • "You're Fired!" -Donald Trump
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The path of least resistance is the path of the loser
  • The path of least resistance is the...
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I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist
  • "I have so many fabulous friends who...
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You're disgusting. -Donald Trump
  • "You're disgusting." -Donald Trump
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I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
  • "I have never seen a thin person...
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It's freezing and snowing in New York, we need global warming!
  • "It's freezing and snowing in New...
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The beauty of me is that I'm very rich -Donald Trump
  • "The beauty of me is that I'm very...
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
  • You miss 100% of the shots you don't...
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Just Because You’re On a Winning Team Doesn’t Make You a Winner. If You Get a Good Enough Horse Any
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The most expensive advice is free advice.
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